Gun Eggs
Want to have your morning eggs
in the shape of your favorite
gun but can’t get the spatula in
the right place to represent that
DEagle from COD4? Well fret no
longer, because your prayers have
been answered and it’s a double
yolk Colt 45 for everyone.
Full Clip sticker
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You’re riding home after being screwed
out of a tournament by some cheating low
life with morals of a lawyer, doom laden at
the thought of next month’s event. Fear
not, because thanks to the guys and girls
at Full Clip we have the best paintball
bumper sticker EVER. Just pop one of
these suckers on your truck and hold a tail
gate party in the lunch break. They’ll soon
get the message that cheating isn’t cool.
Cheesburger in a can
When it comes to needing the
sustenance for a days balling,
nothing says “athlete” like a sliver
of reformed meat-style product
sandwiched in between a plastic
bun. Now, imagine taking one to
the field with you in a can, ready to
eat at any time? We aren’t making
this up folks, honestly...
Dye Assault pack
In terms of paintball, there’s few
things more annoying than sliding
into your bunker and realising
that you’ve just opened up all
your pods and your fat ass has
just crushed $40 of paint. So,
when it comes to ball-hauling it
pays to protect your assets and
the new Dye Assualt pack does
just that. With added bounce
factor and a comfy design it’s got
the WELT thumbs up.