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say, âGaar,â approach at
speed, deposit issue.
letters
ShortList reaches
the parts free
papers cannot reach
I almost managed to miss your
magazine again. I say again, but Iâd never
actually heard of it before this morning.
Today, I passed the guy handing them out,
but when I got into the station my regular
free paper wasnât in its place and, fearing
a long Tube ride of looking at my fellow
riders, I rushed back out to grab my copy.
Fortune, you are one wacky mistress,
because instead of the normal free
garbage, I found ShortList. And what
a great read it is. I learned which rock
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man lends helping hand
Just polished off the second edition of
ShortList, sterling work! Love the format,
love the tone, think itâs all really good.
What did sort of irk me, however, was the
bike article, for the following reasons:
a) Aluminium frames are not âreliableâ â you
only have to drop one and itâs ruined, whereas
steel frames are much harder wearing.
b) There was no mention of hub gears, widely
regarded as the most reliable means of
changing speed (the Rohloff speedhub is a
masterpiece of engineering).
c) Very pedantic, but you list handlebars
as ânon-dropâ. Surely you mean âflatâ.
Yes, I know what youâre thinking, I am a
horrendous geek, but a little feedback canât
be a bad thing, can it? Keep up the good
work at ShortList.
Damien Elvin, via email
SL: Horrendous geek, Mr Elvin? Perish
the thought. Your
knowledge of the
modern working
bicycle has impressed
the entire ShortList
team. Weâre just
surprised you didnât
mention increasing the
stock handlebar size
of 25mm up to 31mm
for better strength on
hills of a 11 per cent
incline or greater.
i am a man alsoâŚ
âŚand I really liked your new magazine.
Itâs the best free thing I have had since
milk at school.
Joe Mace, via email
SL: Ah, we remember free milk. But
does anyone recall chanting, âMrs
Thatcher, Mrs Thatcher, milk snatcherâ
when the Conservatives put an end to it?
What? Nobody? You havenât lived!
our biggest fan to date
Just want to thank you for this free and very
informative magazine. Itâs only the third
issue of ShortList and I am already addicted
to it. I canât wait for Thursday to get my hands
on the fourth issue. Thank you and keep up
the good work.
Sergio Soares, via email
SL: Nice, simple and straight to the point.
Thanks Sergio. Sadly, nobodyâs going to
believe we havenât made this one up.
Readersâ lists straight from our mighty web domainâŚ
The Top 5 Martial Arts Film Stars
by Matthew Sylvester
1. Bruce Lee The founding father
and responsible for the martial-arts
filmâs rise in the West.
2. Jackie Chan A pioneering movie star
who does his own stunts and pays for it.
With on-screen charisma and a drive to
help others, heâs a true icon.
3. Jet Li From the darkest depths of
communist China this dynamic actor
shot on to our screens, using creative
choreography with skilled wire work.
4. Donnie Yen A long-time veteran,
hard-hitting and goes for gasps rather
than gags. Made mark with
the classic Iron Monkey.
5. Sammo Hung Despite
being utterly humiliated
by Bruce Lee
in what proved to
be the first mixed
martial-arts
on-screen fight in
Enter The Dragon.
Bruce frowned
upon finger-painting
tomfoolery
letter of
the week
Get it off your chest,
youâll feel better for itâŚ
stars are better golfers
than I am, commiserated
with Danny Wallaceâs kissing
dilemmas and laughed out loud
at his godchild episode, all before
the middle fold. Well done guys.
KD, via email
SL: Thank the Lord for inefficient
newspaper stocking, combined with
a dislike of fellow commuters and a
hearty desire to be entertained on
the long train ride to work. The good
news is that with only half the
magazine read, your journey home will
be a cacophany of laughs (Gervais),
tears (war-zone tourists) and mild
curiosity (TV listings). Good luck!
a female opinion that counts
At last, a mag I can read without naked
women sprawled over it, and with content
Iâm interested in too! Will look out for
next weekâs copy with anticipationâŚ
PS: Can Brad Pitt be on next weekâs cover?
Helen, via email
SL: Brilliant â so you want less ladies, more
men? We donât award prizes for letters,
but if we did
youâd win a bike.
The Five Worst Things About
Supporting Spurs by Paul Davidson
1. Every yearâs meant to be âthe yearâ
And every year it turns out to be very
much not âthe yearâ. Donât believe the
hype and you wonât be disappointed.
2. White Hart Lane is in the middle
of nowhere Well, itâs in the middle of
Tottenham, but itâs the same thing.
No Tube makes Paul an unhappy man.
3. You get called âfickleâ all the time
Despite getting 35,000 crowds for
mean-nothing Euro ties against
Cypriot teams youâve never heard of.
4. Puma kits It pains me to say it but
Fulhamâs Nike numbers are where itâs
at for white sides this year.
5. Weâre not very good Well, weâre
not. Much as we might try to convince
ourselves that a Champions League side
would have Zokora in midfieldâŚ
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